Short on Words

I know the title of this post is by itself completely against my nature, but in blog-land it seems to be true. I keep meaning to post something being that there are an insane amount of things going on in my life right now, but there are some things I just cannot share on a blog (okay, a LOT of things). So, before your mind starts spinning with ideas of what all this secrecy could be...I'll go ahead and clear up a few thoughts...

No, I am not dating a well-known, high-profile, mystery man that is too famous to be mentioned on my blog without fear of the press and paparazzi invading our privacy. I know, I know, that was of course your greatest suspicion, so hopefully that put your mind at ease.

I have not been "discovered" for my wealth of hidden talents. I'm still trying to find them myself.

I did not sell all my earthly possessions and move to Kyrgyzstan. However, I am considering this option. Let me know if you're looking to buy a sofa.

I did not win the lottery. Or the HGTV dream home. Or the free toy in the cracker jack box. I did, however, get a fortune cookie with my takeout. Things are looking up.

And last, but not least, I did not get arrested, no matter what rumors you might hear. At least not yet. :)